the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to snore.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to die on command

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to go through open windows

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the ability to see through air

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!