The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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the power to half transform to something.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to reseal bottles!

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to be powerless

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The power to repel women.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!