The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The ability to change races.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to go through open windows

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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mint berry crunch

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to have a pointless power.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!