the ability to die on command

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to taste farts instead of smell them

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The power to make money disappear.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!