Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to die

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to not hear thunder.

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The Power to be aqua man

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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Steel kidneys

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!