The ability to be very very stoned but only during job interviews

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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Possess irresistible pheromones that only work on male razorback gorillas.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to always be the third in the slowest supermarket lines.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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the power to rule North Korea

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The power to see into the past exactly one second.

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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Grow a new beard every day

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The power to divide by 0

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the power to divide by 0

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The power to see through doors once they are opened.

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The ability to spontaneously combust

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The power to teleport yourself through cellular signals but only on nights and weekends.

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The power to have Hiccup at will, but no being able to stop it at will.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!