The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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To stab Djones

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!