The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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the power die if you think.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to not laugh at midgets when your stoned.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to have a power

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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the power to kill yourself

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!