the ability to walk with your buttcheeks

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The ability to see through glass

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to create powers

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!