the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to have no power.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The ability to pee while sleeping.

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The Ability to "Tighten up"

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!