The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The pointless act of NOT giving below comment a thumbs up, to support the message... Only those that love themselves can truly love others, as they have love to give, not the desperation for it... Moral: Support a new age where being down and emo, is bullshit. Where being confident and love oneself has less than nothing to do with arrogance... Actually arrogance is the product of acting like you are something... One that true loves him/herself, know better. But hey... wanna listen to Linkin Park while you cut yourself... pop culture can be quite the pain... In ancient days the strong ones where those that loved themselves and acted with bravery...And while times change... that quality does not.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!