you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to shit on command.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to RickRoll yourself.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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Meatvision.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!