The power to create powers

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The power to always know what time it is down to the millisecond in Hokkaido, Japan.

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The ability to make up an incredibly witty pointless superpower.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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the ability to lie and never be believed

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The ability to look really good, but your invisible.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to have a power.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!