the power to sneeze cum

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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the ability to jump like a white man

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The ability to crap barbed wire

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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the power 2 grow a beard but only immeadlantly after shaving

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to make every word a people says in the room with you into pizza.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to be really bad at math.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!