The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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the power to command the sperm you ejaculate

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to wish you had a power

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Power to freeze ice.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to mind reeds

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!