The ability to put it in Lady Gaga's pooper.

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The power to tolerate rap music.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power of hindsight

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!