the ability to find pointless superpower

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The ability to breath, but only in space.

thumb_up thumb_down +105

the ability to bend your leg.

thumb_up thumb_down +150

The power to laugh in Japanese.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

The power to open any door by using the proper key.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

thumb_up thumb_down +68

cry acid tears

thumb_up thumb_down +55

the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

thumb_up thumb_down +122

the power to see through glass

thumb_up thumb_down +75

the power to open a locked door with a key

thumb_up thumb_down +155

The ability to goatse instantly

thumb_up thumb_down +165

The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

thumb_up thumb_down +135

The ability to fly, but only as high as you are tall.

thumb_up thumb_down +210

The ability to see WWE and think that this is real.

thumb_up thumb_down +203

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down +91

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

thumb_up thumb_down +116

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

thumb_up thumb_down +81

The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

thumb_up thumb_down +78

The power to see things with your eyes open

thumb_up thumb_down -65

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!