The power to reverse moonwalk

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The power to make the person of your dreams fall in love with you. <3

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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1.the power to touch anything that is touchable 2.The power to make any animal yawn 3.The power to walk on water only if your feet are not wet 4.The power to kill any1 but only if they are already dead 5.The power to sleep with megan fox only if you are blind deaf and have no feeling in your body

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The power to think of hilariously inappropriate jokes, but only at dinner parties with your parents.

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The power to hold in a fart but subsequently burp it out with twice the force.

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the power to have sex with a woman and then cause her to think she was raped.

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the power to have ultimate ninjaskills only when being alone.

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the ability to walk with your buttcheeks

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The power to see through glass

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The power to control hedgehogs.

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The power to see through your eyelids when blinking.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!