The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to assasinate people with touch from your finger, while you are asleep.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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Super-slowness

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The power to understand any dialect, but you're born deaf

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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the power to have an idea..

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to always make a street light turn red as you approach it!

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The ability to see your own imagination.

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The power to speak in Braille

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!