The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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Having the power to stand still

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to potato.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!