The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The ability to see through glass

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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The power to turn into a mouse. But only in front of a gang of cats.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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Being Yianni.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!