The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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Guys, it's over.

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the power to have no powers.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The ability autotune text.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to troll.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!