The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to eat just one Lays potato chip

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power of self mind control

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!