The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to walk through the opened doors

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The ability to swim anywhere, but only when submerged in water.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!