The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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the power to lose your power at will

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to peel stickers

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to only tell the truth

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The ability to blow strawberries

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to to think less

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to always throw a seven with two dice, but only when no one's looking.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!