The power to change your eye color.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The Power the run away when there is a crime

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i want my mum

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The power to grab a cats face

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to be powerless.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The Ability to "Tighten up"

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the power to get married

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!