The ability to pee 12% faster.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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Power to STFU!!

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The power to have a power.

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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~The ability to understand Bob Dylan...~

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to read people's mind, but only in languages you don't understand.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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vomitspit

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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the ability to jump like a white man

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The power to become bald 50% faster

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!