The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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Imortality.

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the power to see stuff

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power of hindsight

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The power to sh*t bricks

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!