The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to live.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to have a perfect wipe every time you take a poop.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!