The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to change water into seltzer.

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The power to shoot spider web from your finger, but only when you pick your nose

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The ability to fly for one second by bending then extending your legs quickly.

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The power to be black.

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The power to lick your own elbow...

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The power to shit delicious food.

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The ability to glow but only in broad daylight

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The power to part grass.

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The power to defecate active grenades.

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The power to buy every game ever created, but you only have a ps3.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to always be the third in the slowest supermarket lines.

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The ability to uncontrollably generate money, but only when your about to get mugged.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to teleport 3 or 4 feet once a month.

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The power to emit a smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to poop AAA batteries when you only need AA's.

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The power to produce a single penny by tapping your index finger against any surface.

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The ability to compare apples to oranges.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!