the ability to become black.

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the power of being republican

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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the power to shit liquidly

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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the power to make body fat go away

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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the power to see through water.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!