An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to live through torture.

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The ability to see your own imagination.

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power of X-Ray vision but you can see only through aluminum and tin cans.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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to zap people but only yourself

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!