The power to see through air.

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The power to not have a brain!

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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power to breathe

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The Power of cheese

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to like this power

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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the power to fail

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!