The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to see through tinted glass.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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black people

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The power to smell water.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The Power the run away when there is a crime

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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the power to do totally nothing

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The power to die on command.

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!