power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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Being Yianni.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to see five seconds into the future.

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the power to commit crime.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!