The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The amazing ability of delayed reaction.

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The power to age rapidly.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The ability to be a rock

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to be justin beiber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!