The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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The power to fart snot

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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the ability to extinguish a fire on your testicles with an ice pick.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to get hard at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!