The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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be able to levitate over the seats of public toilets (no more nastieness)

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to understand myspace

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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75% levitation

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!