The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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the power to enter a coma.

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the power to die at will

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The power to have sex with an alien but not know where to put it

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Ladder hands.

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!