The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The ability to blow strawberries

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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Steel kidneys

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The power to tolerate rap music.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to self destruct

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!