The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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Power to STFU!!

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to not have any power.

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The ability to clean

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The ability to jump

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to moonwalk, but only on the moon

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to read your own mind

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!