the power to read this sentence

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to speak only one language

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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the power to know what time is not

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The ability to laugh listening to Trololo

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like this if your name is jack

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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Stop clapping

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!