The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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ikawlhan forever

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to read

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!