The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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A good Kisser

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to eat edible things.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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Behold! The ability to taste water!

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to become invisible. But only when no one is looking.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!