the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to look like yourself

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to change your eye color.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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the power to rule North Korea

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Immunity to medication

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to always know what time it is down to the millisecond in Hokkaido, Japan.

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The ability to pee 12% faster.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!