the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The ability to understand women!!

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!