The power to tickle your own feet.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to extend the length of commercial when your going to the bathroom

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!