The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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the power to make body fat go away

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vomitspit

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!