The power to block your own powers

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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To call me maybe

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!