The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to see through glass doors.

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!