the power to remember th...

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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See through invisible people

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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your balls glow in the dark 6am every day

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!