The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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the power to hovertate

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!