The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to block your own powers

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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To call me maybe

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!