the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!