The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to touch your toes

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The ability to swim anywhere, but only when submerged in water.

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the power to use telepathy with yourself.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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the ability to command watermelons

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The ability to speak backwards.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to see through windows.

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the ability to laugh when jay leno tells a joke.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!