Death at will

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The ability to change races.

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The power to hold your breath under water unless you're wet.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to move through time at the speed of time.

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The power to turn water into water with a yellow tint.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!