The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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the power to never get spam

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to find out what a baby spider is thinking at any given moment.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to sweat soup.

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to control your own mind.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!