The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to read this.

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The ability to put it in Lady Gaga's pooper.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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power to age faster

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to shit brix

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The power to die at will.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The ability to have any man you want but you are a straight man.

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The power to hold in a fart but subsequently burp it out with twice the force.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!