The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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Steel kidneys

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The power to tolerate rap music.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

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The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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the power to sneeze cum

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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the ability to be a cartoon but get canceled

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to turn off anyone else's high beams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!