The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to write about power.

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The power to think.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to kill yourself

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The ability to breath under lava

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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Death at will

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!