the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to shag your best mates sister, and get away with it.

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the power to fail at life

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!