The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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Nothing

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The power to not care.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to understand irony.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The ability to only fart in public

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!