the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The Power to Combust

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to taste the air.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!