the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to make everything worse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!