The power to not finish your....

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The ablity to hate everything.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to procrast ....

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power of Pinesol baby

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!